Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

by Roissy

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

II. Make her jealous

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

IV. Don’t play by her rules

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

VI. Keep her guessing

VII. Always keep two in the kitty

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

IX. Connect with her emotions

X. Ignore her beauty

XI. Be irrationally self-confident

XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

XIV. Fuck her good

XV. Maintain your state control

XVI. Never be afraid to lose her


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